[opening theme music]
Will somebody please cue that bird?
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Oh Yeah! ♪
♪ Who do you call When you want some pepperoni ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Right on ♪
♪ They're sniffin' out crime and You know that ain't balony ♪
♪ There's Speedy Cerviche He's the leader of the bunch ♪
♪ That's right ♪
♪ A heck of a fighter makes a heck of a lunch ♪
♪ And little Polly Ester Who's never afraid ♪
♪ That's me ♪
♪ Of goin' into battle When the bad guys invade ♪
♪ There's Guido Anchovy A wild, romantic rover ♪
♪ This cat gets knocked down With a love hangover ♪
♪ Here come the Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're so bad ♪
♪ They've got more fur Than any turtle ever had ♪
♪ They're stronger Than old cheese ♪
♪ Stronger than old cheese ♪
♪ They're stronger than dirt ♪
♪ Stronger than dirt ♪
♪ If you step on their tails ♪
♪ Not on my tail ♪
♪ Then you're gonna get hurt Don't hurt me ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're fighting crime All over town ♪
♪ three...two...one Pizza Cats are on the run ♪
♪ The Big Cheese is the villain Who's lower than low ♪
♪ It's a rotten shame He lives in Little Tokyo ♪
♪ We've got our nasty Bad Bird Some nasty Ninja Crows ♪
♪ As soon as someone finds the script ♪
♪ We might begin the show ♪
♪ So sit right back Kick up your feet ♪
♪ And turn the sound up high ♪
♪ And if you want The full effect ♪
♪ Go eat a pizza pie ♪
[laughter]
[splash]
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
[narrator] Today for a change of phase, Little Tokyo is spread
and a big, fat feet of yet another giant robot.
[screaming]
And to our furry feline heroes the mega-effect of all this
is a major shock.
[screaming]
[cackles]
You pathetic pussy cats!
You've got no one pull on you now.
[screams
[electric sound] [screaming]
[narrator] Looks like Bad Bird's plans have had a snag.
Or is that too much of a stretch?
[screaming]
Come on!
[Bad Bird] I worked on that net for a week.
so nothing would go wrong.
Listen, could we talk?
-[Speedy] No! -[Bad Bird] Hmm.
[cackles]
Still, stop, maybe things went alright after all.
That's what you think!
[electric sound]
[narrator] He takes pride in his work,
but sometimes Speedy can seem a little detached.
[explosion]
Alright. They did it again.
I hope they get tie with that fur ball.
You strangle your frog, if you don't put me down.
Ah-hah. I told you no starch in my underwear.
And the producer says, we are over budget.
Where am I going to get the money for new profits.
[Jerry] Well, we can simple count the blooming days.
[robot] You guys are finally getting under my skin.
[groans]
Are you out of your mind?
You want me to close my account
at Bloomies just before the big sale?
The spend-catalion is next week!
-[Bad Bird] Look up here! -Huh?
[Jerry] Careful, my Lord. It's another Film School's
low spinning zoom.
I hate new directors.
The Rude Noise has landed.
That's one small step for mankind,
but not bad for a bunch of birds in armor.
Hmm, I've seen better.
-Are you tired. -Yeah.
Ha-hah, that falling down on the job
does not paint a pretty picture.
What do you expect, after we've been training
night and day ever since our miserable defeat.
Not even taking coffee breaks.
Well, you knew the job was dangerous, when you took it.
Let see now, what are we going to do about these Pizza Cats?
Anyone have a suggestion?
-A-aah. -Nope.
Sure. Lay that to me.
Hey look at. Pretty good, huh?
Very impressive, your gown-ship.
In the meantime, we go to check out
what makes the Pizza Cats so good.
I admire your ability
to balance the pros and cons of the situation.
But this is ridiculous.
And I say that Vaudeville is dead, huh.
Oh, that's a rotten add.
[narrator] Rotten or not, it's an add, it's a boat,
or wind up.
Hey, you!
Ha! Now it's time to slice and dive.
Oh-ooh!
[explosion]
[narrator] Holy Toledo, Bad Bird is a torpedo.
Ha-haa!
Another dirty device from core.
Ta-daa!
It's here! It's here!
Let's find it.
Boy, I'm hungry.
You guys want to go back and make some pizzas?
Good idea, but we better hurry.
You know how the producers feel about long lunches.
Yeah, sorry but it's beak travel season.
[narrator] And with that the feisty felines
fling themselves on the roof of a nearby building,
where through the magic of really simple special effects
we see them cruising above Little Tokyo.
And we are not the only ones!
Rude Noise's playing peek-a-poo.
[cackles]
[narrator] You can almost hear them thinking,
If we find the secret of their powers,
we'll beat these cats big time.
If I get the info back to the Big Cheese first,
I'll get a big promotion.
Cats stick to so sleek, if I had a better agent,
I would be the hero.
I wonder if Hick kind of works on feathers,
I found a great one today.
Not another spinning zoom.
I hate the new directors.
How do we do this without moving our feet?
I don't know, go with the flow.
Ha! Gotcha, gotcha, what a babe.
Guy, I'm falling off!
[narrator] Again?
[screams] Help me!
[slam]
[Birds] Where did they go? They were just here.
Good job of surveillance.
I'm shocked and succumbed.
And to show my shame,
we'll all jump off this roof backwards.
Ready, set, bye!
[Speedy] Are we breathing?
[Polly] I thinks so.
[narrator] The little people of Little Tokyo little realized,
they are about to be infiltrated a little.
Hey, are these guys good or what?
Hmm.
From their places of insidiously concealed secrecy,
and try that with a mouthful of popcorn,
The Rude Noise snoops on the unsuspecting populous.
The spies keep constant vigil
with no concern for their own comfort.
Hope there is a bathroom around here.
[narrator] Until they finally call an important conference.
Where what?
Doesn't Tobacco have know up front?
Yes, but it's a dirty habit,
so let's not draw attention to it.
I told you we would run out.
Here!
[Speedy] When did I became cheese cake?
Hmm. Those lips, those eyes.
Those suits? Hey, what's wrong with this picture?
Fantastic. I've never would have known.
How can you say that with a straight face?
Three years in a acting studio in New York.
But that's not important.
We've got to make absolutely certain,
these are the cats we are looking for,
because that's the point of the story.
Now stop looking like a bunch of bad mushrooms,
-and get going. -Right, chief.
[cackles]
[narrator] While Guido searches for a better set up,
he grows an extra shadow.
Either this is a cool cat, or the best disguise ever seen.
Or he really is a jerk.
[narrator] Or maybe he is both.
Wow! That can't be [indistinct].
Hmm. Good morning.
Huh?
That's a salutation for your scintillating smile,
and delightful demeanor.
Oh, I got to go.
[Guido] My best opening!
Look, I could not help but notice that here you are,
all by yourself, with nobody else,
but beautiful ears, that must glow like pearls
in the moonlight...
[screams in fright]
[narrator] While Guido just made a real stunt,
and it knocked him for a loop.
Meanwhile at the Fujiyama Fried Fish factory.
[slurps] Open the hatch, Henry, here comes a halibut.
[gulps]
Hey, is that pee ready yet?
[Mojo] Coming right up.
Yeah, that ought to do it.
If this guy is who is supposed to be,
then he'll know there is something in the tea,
and he won't drink it.
But if he is not, then we'll...
Yes sir, yes sir, three bag to all.
Yeah, alright.
Huh?
[cackles]
[gulping]
Yeah, that hit the old spot. There is nothing like a...
Gee... [slam]
[snoring]
[growls]
[narrator] You've got to admit the guy almost
for avoidance for head henchman,
but there is no credit for catchy competitors,
call while having a cat nap.
[Mojo] I could have done it.
I could have been a contender.
Now coming, mother.
[narrator] The wheels of justice grinds slow,
but exceedingly fine.
That has nothing to do with the story,
but it sounded good, so I said it.
Try to make your dessert last as long as you can.
We are on a tight budget, you know.
[Polly] You small, Happy Himalayas.
Huh?
[Polly] Ahaa.
[bird] That thing? It's just for us?
You did say, 'small'.
But if it's not enough, I can bring you another.
[gasps]
Oh no, that's quite alright.
Happy Himalaya.
[narrator] It looks like Rude Noise has gotten
their assets frozen.
Really. It's no trouble.
No, thanks. It's fine.
If you need anything else, just call.
I don't think this is very macro-biotic.
I don't care. I'm not going to let a little sundae shut me up.
If she can do it, I can do it.
Oh, my arteries just hardened, yes.
[groans]
[bird] Look at those, they are bigger than she is.
[narrator] Has Rude Noise learned what they want to know,
or do they need more evidence? What do you think?
[yawns]
I think I better lay off Fujiyama's Fried Fish.
It really takes a lot out of me.
Huh?
[narrator] What is this?
Hey, Lucille!
What are you doing...
[sniffles]
Speedy, it's awful.
What do you mean? What's the problem?
I'm getting so upset, Speedy.
I don't know how much longer I'm going to be able to hold on.
Try real hard, Lucille. Don't flip your lid.
It's like something inside me just wants to explode.
It's not fair!
Eek! get out of the way!
She is coming! Hear the alarm! Take cover! B&B!
[sighs]
It's silly to get worked up,
because my soap opera is canceled.
I even forgot to wear my [indistinct].
[narrator] Now these guys, are they going to give her
a ticket for over reacting, or he's got an idea.
[Polly] Goodbye! Thanks a lot. Come again.
[burbs]
[door slams]
[narrator] Just then:
[Mojo] Hey, I found what we need.
-You did? -Ahem.
I hope it's a stomach pump.
[gasps]
I love it, when they faint.
[narrator] Back at the blush pagoda of a Big Cheese's
strategy conference underwear
No, it's true, you need some Babies Red and Boston Firm.
They'd made that arrangement.
[Bad Bird] Let me put this in terms you can understand.
As far as trouble with the Pizza cats,
we can nip it in the bud,
because we hold a pistol to their heads.
I think that might be
the rottenest set up I ever heard.
But you forgot something.
[Bad Bird] What's that?
You didn't speak in clipped sentences.
Alright, you win.
Listen, if we had a big robot, we could get these cats
wrapped up by the end of this episode.
Not with both hands on a flash light.
And you could?
Let's just say, I've had a little more experience
dealing with the cats.
They bounce on ya, play with ya, and pass ya to their litter box.
That's your opinion.
Bad Bird, do you think
you just get too wrapped up in York?
Oh yeah?
That's right!
[Seymour] That's it! I'm putting my foot down.
Ow! Now see what you did! I hurt my little paw.
Alright, but this is it.
This is the last giant morotic robot I've got.
If you break it, there won't be any more.
But it will be worth it, if you get those Pizza Cats.
Gotcha! With my robot, we are on it.
[screaming]
[loud stomp]
[robot] If I call off hyper walking garbage drum.
He-heh-hee!
[narrator] What kind of garbage is this?
Pretty tall and destructive, obviously.
But wait, what's that down there?
The Rude Noise is looking for trouble.
And it seems like they are fired to get it.
There are some subtle architectural changes
over at Pizza Cat Restaurant.
[Francine speaks indistinctly]
When the chicken stops then away you go.
Pizza cats stand by.
-Ready? -[cats] Ready.
[Francine] Attention, ladies and gentlemen,
at this time we'll be making a special pizza delivery.
So pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Oh, I mean Rude Noises.
[narrator] So let's wrap the rumor I said,
get sprung up our favorite felines.
Poke your head.
[explosions]
Yeah, shoot them.
Cat in space!
[narrator] Remember this: We are professionals.
Don't try this at home.
[explosion]
Hey mum, what's with flat's hitting the road?
Not now, I've got to pay attention to my driving.
I don't want to be late the first day of traffic school.
Ooh!
[narrator] And the moral is, if you waste your energy,
playing in the traffic, you'll probably feel run down.
[screaming]
That's right, that's right on bad.
Go flick them like a fly.
Sting like a bee.
He-he-hee.
[bird] The head crew had him galvanized.
Now we are those hare-band cats?
-Hey red eye! -Huh?
[both] Huh?
[narrator] A fiery horse, a cloud of dust,
and a hotty, high horse, ups, sorry, wrong show.
Now, these are the Samurai Pizza Cats.
Guido Anjovis,
Let's rock!
[narrator] Delectable Polly Esther.
Is this like a disease, it's bigger than both of us.
[throws a kiss] Big boy.
Speedy Cerviche.
Alright, let's just get to the chase.
We know the writers.
[all] Pizza Power!
Yeah, yeah, we are impressed, you cats better listen up.
Now here is the way it's gonna be.
Hold on a minute! Haven't we met before?
Ooh, of course not.
I'm sure I'd remember, if we had.
[snickering]
Here, I'm gonna make you a star.
[zooming sound]
Get up!
[narrator] Is Speedy gonna leak?
Guido a lightning flash?
And Polly, a lovely [indistinct].
[Speedy] Come on, if you give up right now,
we won't fight for the next four minutes.
-How is it going? -Slow.
Up here, you two.
Four of us and a robot, wanna give up?
No, we are even.
You know, I don't think this cat can count.
[Mojo] But if he can't do simple math,
where can he possibly find a career.
Acting.
I happened to be good at Home Ec.
That's why I'm in the restaurant business, bird brain.
Heh, how is it that you can't boil water.
He's ready. Go ahead.
Right.
Hey cat, we have a little surprise for you,
Guess what's behind door number three?
[gasps]
Someone who scares you to death.
Check this out, kitty.
Lucille, what the...
[Speedy] On me!
[groans]
-How are you doing? -Just fine now.
Oh, we really got to stop meeting like this.
Not that I'm not happy you are here. I am.
In fact when we are finished, do you want to take a walk?
Sure.
Speedy watch it. Look out!
[Lucille screams]
Here is kitty, bitty.
[laughing]
[struggles]
-Let me go. -No, I don't think so.
I think we have you just where we want you.
Do something, Guido.
[screams]
Fasten your seat belts.
[robot laughs]
[robot] Ooh!
Cool cat!
Yeah, nice job, Guido.
Now I come!
[robot] Yikes.
[crashing sound]
Let's go!
[crashing sound]
[groaning]
Nobody, but nobody plays kick the can with me,
and gets away with it.
Rude Noise, prepare to go to formations.
Smoke them, if you get them.
[zooming noise]
May the power of darkness.
And into the night.
The Rude Noise will dine.
As when for the fight.
♪ Hello, hello ♪
[explosions]
[narrator] Holy smoke!
Not exactly.
[cats coughing]
[screaming]
Ahh!
[slam]
[narrator] As our matchless masters of feline power
catch their breath, the malicious
moves around in a massive malignancy of...
I'm sorry, I'm out of m-words.
You're on your own.
Oh, Speedy, don't eat dirt.
Alright, that's it!
Few words have had a kind planning to pulverize you,
pigeons, with the power of my perfect powers. Oh!
[explosion]
[narrator] The Rude Noise is in for it now.
Speedy is bringing out the magical Ginzu sword.
It slices, is dices, it destroys bad demises.
You know bad guys are not
the brightest people in the world,
You'd think they remember from the last time
they got whacked.
But no, they're gonna follow the script,
and dive right on our hero, covered in lightning.
One made hungry for a spot. [squeals]
[fast music]
[electric sound]
[explosions]
[birds groaning
Au! Ooh my corns.
You...you...you!
This guy's a broken record. Can I hit him? Just a little?
Aah, so you think you won, do you?
We are not going to pick up the garbage.
You can do it.
[birds grunt]
[narrator] Ha, ha, ha, have fun Pizza Cats.
[cats] We'll be now.
[Speedy] Any time, smokey.
Pizza Power!
Ya-haa!
May our cast always be firm.
Ta-daa!
[Jerry] Is it going to take much longer?
[restless sounds]
Now stop that muttering, if you want me to do a good job
trimming your mustache.
-Gotta get my practice. -Okay.
Though I still don't know why they burned the heroines beak.
If it bothers you, shave your tail and walk backwards.
-What? -Just a joke, Jerry.
[narrator] Meanwhile on the bridge too far,
Speedy is having a romantic interlude with Lucille.
[meows]
So Lucille, have you read any good books lately?
[narrator] And with this example of unbridled passion
ringing in our ears, we draw the curtain of sunset
over the scene, and if any kids are watching,
go to bed! You shouldn't be up this late anyway.
And as you drift off to those mushroom dreams,
and Cheddar cheese wishes,
you'll know that Pizza Power is protecting you.
Good night!
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Samurai Pizza Cat fan club oath!
The Pizza Cats are samurai,
and I like to note.
Their antics take your breath away.
Like fur ball in your throat.
We kittens are a special breed, we never call a retreat.
Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down,
we run upon our feet.
[narrator] So hail to thee, O Pizza Cat,
Please ring your little bell.
Although you may be pen and ink, we'll know you'll fight like...
Pizza cats!
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ We hope you liked the show it's the best that we could do ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ If you could do better Then we'd leave it up to you ♪
♪ Just a reminder You might like to know ♪
♪ The Cats will be back for another big show ♪
[laughter]
♪ Oh gosh ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They are fighting crime All over town ♪
[laughter]
♪ Oh Yeah ♪
♪ Two, four, six, eight, Why do we exaggerate ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Read all the credits so You'll know who did the work ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪